Husband and Wife - Sex Joke

“Hey Jane, how about a bit of slap and tickle tonight?”

“Sshh John, don’t talk like that in front of the children.

Let’s use code. Whenever you feel like it, just say, “How about turning the washing machine on.”

A few evenings later, Jane turned to her husband and said, “Shall I put the washing machine on tonight?”

“Don’t bother Jane, you looked a bit tired so I did it by hand!”

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